POOP CIRCLES.


And the Pasadena Poop Circler (PPC) will change things up a bit. Sometimes they will deviate from the simple circle, and draw a cute little cloud around the pile of dung. And if it's laying in the grass adjacent to the sidewalk, they will draw a helpful little "POOP------>" , with a helpful arrow pointing towards it.
Who is the PPC? A courteous crapping canine possessing incredible dexterity with a piece of chalk? But the most likely scenario...it's probably just an eccentric Pasadena poop-a-phobe. But I still like the idea of a artistic dog with chalk and endless bowel movements. Let me live in my fantasy world.
My ultimate dream in this situation is to find some brown chalk to draw a small likeness of a swirling pile of doo next to the already established circles. Just to see if my chalk drawing gets a chalk circle from the elusive PPC.
Hmmm. I wonder if CVS is still open. And sells colored chalk.
NOTE: Devoting an entire post about feces makes me think I should clear up any confusion: I am a 30 year-old woman, not a 13 year-old boy. In case you were wondering.
3 comments:
Poop circles. Who would have thought.
(I have a 16 year old boy who would think this is hilarious. I don't think they ever tire of poop humor.)
Just found your blog the Pioneer Woman. Congrats on the smarty pants quiz win, good luck, and your blog is hilarious. Added to my faves!! Thanks for the laughs.
I saw a sign today in Colorado along a trail that says that if you don't pick up your dog poop, you can be fined $999. Bet that would put a smile on the chalker's face. :)
Sandy
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