Monday, September 29, 2008

Random 10:30pm craving

I have no idea why, but red Kool Aid sounds really good right now.



And don't read into this...I'm not pregnant, I just want Kool-Aid.

3 comments:

Brian said...

"Oh, yeah!"

Wagontrain said...

Please tell me you've seen or heard Dane Cook's take on the Kool-Aid man. If not, you-tube it NOW. Much laughter will ensue.

iamjustash said...

I'll tell you what dream used to scare me when I was a little kid...used to actually totally give me nightmares: Remember those kool-aid commercials? Where that big talking bowl of punch, he would come crashing through your fuckin' wall in your living room? you wouldn't even know it (CRASH) "oh yeahhh! oh yeahhh! oh YeahhH!!! right? and the little kids were all excited, "Yes! Yes!" and then they would drink out of him after debris fell into his open, dumb head. He would pour himself, "Oh yeahhhhh! Oh yeahhhH!" him and his crazy tights. I don't like that. I don't like when juice wears tights. It's a horrible combination, a bowl of juice wearing tights. Fuck drinking out of him if that was me I'd be like, "No, no, no. You fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. He's gonna beat me with a belt, He's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here. You stupid idiot. Yeah comin' through the wall is real fuckin' cool. Using the front door is cool, don't touch me you drink! Don't touch me you giant beverage! You are sweating or condensating, I will kick you in the tights and you will go down youre very top heavy. You glass bitch, You glass bastard."


and that is all.

**end transmission**