Monday, September 1, 2008

We get it.

A statement to all field reporters covering Hurricane Gustav today:

It's windy. It's raining. No one is doubting that...after all, it's a hurricane. We all get it, we PROMISE. Now please go inside before you get impaled by the roof of a gas station.

Thanks,
Jen

P.S. And to Fox News, I love that you always send Geraldo Rivera to the most dangerous places on the planet, which includes to Louisiana for the hurricane. It's like you're actually trying to get him bumped off. Keep up the good work.


Label me as cold-hearted for such a statement, but his mustache drives me insane.

4 comments:

Chris said...

For once I see some genius in fox news. Well played sir...

Pamela said...

I know you said that his moustache drives you insane... but what about his moose tuh shay? I mean, who's to say.

Cindy (and Brian) said...

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Pam beat me to it!
MOOSE TUH SHAY!!!!!!

wagontrain said...

You know, it was more him giving up exact troop locations in the first gulf war that bugged the crap out of me. But the mustache is definitely a problem!