In my continuing online dating saga, I joined catholicmatch.com. I left behind the freak show that was Plenty of Fish, and am hoping that a more faith-based site might yield some more decent dudes. While I was perusing the profiles of my matches, I came across this opening line that amused me:
"Hi everyone, I would like to find someone special and with a good hearth."
Who knew that the men of LA just wanted a gal with a decent fireplace? Or maybe this guy is a chimney sweep.