Thursday, March 27, 2008

Sexpot!

Aaaaaaand...you're welcome.


Please note: In this election year, where partisan emotions are running high, you all should know that the reason for posting this picture is not to show a Democrat in an unflattering light. I could care less...my point is just to show you how truly unattractive Ted Kennedy is. That's all. I'm sure I could dig up a gnarly photo of Rush Limbaugh to keep it all partisanly (is that a word? Partisanly?) equal, but the Teddy pic just happened to be already on my hard drive, and I wanted to put it to some use. I could really care less about political parties...and although I'm a registered voter (and you ALL should be), I really don't like either party. Like most Americans, I ended up begrudgingly choosing the party that vaguely matches my values and opinions. Then, I wake up the next morning feeling as dirty about my decision as if I had Rodrigo the Guatemalan gigilo in my bed. Just filthy. I can't win...until now.

Starting tomorrow, I'm going to start circulating a petition to start a new party, one who's platform and vision is something I can wholeheartedly believe in. A party that will transform the landscape of American politics as we know it. I bring you...The Cheese Party. Register now, and let's get canned aerosol cheese outlawed in this country. Let's make a REAL difference.

I like that today's post started with Teddy's fug mug, and ended with me stumping about spray cheese. Just wanted to let you all know that I'm fully aware of the absurd turns this blog takes, and I'm ok with it. It's not like I'm in high school, and I'm being graded for content. And for the record, I'm pretty sure I never titled any of my high school research papers "Sexpot!"

See how I tied it all together at the end??? NICE.

2 comments:

Kelly said...

What in the...?!

Brian said...

Did somebody say....RODRIGO?