Wednesday, May 27, 2009

My newest inappropriate catch phrase.

As I explained in a recent post, the English language is fun to get creative with. Today, my co-worker Tamara introduced me to a doozy that I will be immediately integrating into my vernacular. Coming soon to a conversation near you....

"HOLY WHORE!"

It's slightly less crude than "holy shit!" (Whoops, I just said it anyway. Sorry Mom.), and the added bonus is that it's an oxymoron. Unless I want to get in a big ol' discussion about it could refer to Mary Magdalene, so it technically wouldn't be an oxymoron, but I really don't feel like having a biblical showdown. Sorry folks, this girl doesn't have the energy to delve into her Catholicity tonight. And apparently Catholicity is a word...spell check isn't berating me. Score.

P.S. And yes, I realize it's been almost a month since my last post. To BOTH of my readers, my apologies. And holy whore, what a great way to make my comeback tonight.

11 comments:

Lindalou said...

I wonder what my chances are for remembering this phrase the next time I say "holy shit". I do think it has a much better ring to it.

Wagontrain said...

FANTASTIC.

Tracey said...

Holy whore. It kind of rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it?

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